Note: These Are Not American Jokes

Jungle Rule Blues

An Asia named Miro was starving. He was a typical meateater with 0.9 of carnivorous degree. He found another Asia named Kandinsky that has enough Subs 1 and 3, which Miro loves very much. So Miro decided to eat Kandinsky.
Since Kandinsky’s carnivorous degree was 0.2 and his vitality was quite low, Miro could eat Kandinsky and get all Subs that Kandinsky had.

Just run! Baby

An Asia named Miro was starving. He was a typical meateater with 0.9 of carnivorous degree. He found another Asia named BenJonSon that has enough Subs 1 and 3, which Miro loves very much. So Miro decided to eat BenJonSon.
Since BenJonSon’s carnivorous degree was 0.2, Miro tried to eat BenJonSon. But BenJonSon’s vitality was much higher than Miro, and he could outrun Miro. Miro lost BenJonSon.

Kaeriuchi (Being killed by the intended victim)

An Asia named Miro was starving. He was a typical meateater with 0.9 of carnivorous degree. He found another Asia named Samurai that has enough Subs 1 and 3, which Miro loves very much. So Miro decided to eat Samurai.
Since Samurai’s carnivorous degree was 0.95 and his vitality was high enough, Miro was eaten by Samurai and was took all Subs that Miro had.

Venom Prey

An Asia named Miro was starving. He was a typical meateater with 0.9 of carnivorous degree. He found another Asia named Dali that has enough Subs 1 and 3, which Miro loves very much. So Miro decided to eat Dali.
Since Dali’s carnivorous degree was 0.2 and his vitality was quite low, Miro could eat Dali and get all Subs that Dali had.
However, Dali had may Subs 2 that is very harmful for Miro, so soon after Miro ate Dali, Miro died.

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